A unicorns Hell

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

It’s weirder bc that’s my name too 😂😂😂

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

My dad has seizures, so this means a lot to me as well if I can help someone keep someone having a seizure safe

This isn’t the first time they pulled this kind of shit either - apparently they were originally going to call Coco ‘Dia de los Muertos’ and tried to trademark that phrase - you know, the Mexican holiday incorporating indigenous traditions - and the only reason they didn’t was because of the controversy it caused

hard pill to swallow: there are some things that are not meant for you. you will meet people that are not willing to stay. there will be times that you will fail. but don’t be discouraged because alongside, you are meant to be something, you will meet people that will stay, and most importantly, you will get better.

Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

Get a job that pays that well, then.

All jobs SHOULD pay well. That’s the point.

we could just stay in bed and fuck all day

i realised there was no gender neutral for “my sister from another mister” or “brother from another mother” and so I present to you all “my sib from another crib”

I love it

My bitch from the same ditch

this is the funniest addition ever omg