MESSAGE MASON MCCARTHY.

What? You can’t have chocolate? That’s so sad. Are you allergic or something? Umm, I’m no expert on the whole valentine’s day thing but you can never go wrong with a homemade card, js. 

It sounds like you could do with a break. Do you have one coming up soon? All’s good here. 

To you it might be sad, but it’s really not. When you’re allergic to chocolate you get pretty used to it real fast. I think Jane and I are going to go out to dinner, as long as I’m not super busy. Maybe it’ll probably be lunch since I’ll have to work that day.

We’re visiting Lima this week so I’m having that to look forward to. Maybe I can stop by and see the newest Glee club members?

JANE: I am doing... absolutely nothing. Why?

JANE: good morning handsome. you deserve the extra few hours of sleep

I would be shocked if you were your sister, too. Then you would be JUST like every other set of identical twins. #boring.

No worries, ‘cause it’s a proved fact that blushing makes someone more attractive. You should show your girlfriend if you’re in the mood for some lovin’. She’ll dig it.

We’re... -- you’re right. It’d be boring.

Hey dude! How ya been? There’s a lot of people we know on here so maybe that will help to keep checking here. That’s me February 15th, the best part of Valentine’s day, all that chocolate that goes on sale the day after, ha.  

People call me weird for it, but I love the candy heart snacks. Mainly because I can’t have chocolate. Man, valentine’s day is coming up pretty fast, huh? Shoot. Gotta figure out what to do for Jane.

Look at you, making progress like the big boy you are. Auntie ‘Tana is proud. 

Now if only I could get you to stop using phrases like “hashtag weirdest” and we might actually be getting somewhere. 

It’s my only goal in life to make you proud of me, obviously. How’ve you been, by the way? Britt’s letting me co-parent your roomba. 

At least he didn’t give you any shit about it. It’s amazing how much of a big deal they make out of you missing any time at all.

Why bother going to see them, then?

Yeah, trust me, I’ve seen my director make a girl cry because she wanted her birthday off, so I was really really anxious about it. 

Oh you wouldn’t have to do that! I always venture into the city a few times a month so I’ll make sure to check it out once your back in the Big Apple air! I mean as a fellow lanky, trust me your charming. But I have to ask! What’s your favourite song to perform from the show?

Well, when you’re here, let me know-- I’ll get you tickets, promise. Heck, bring your mom if you can! Cry for Me, definitely. Have you seen Jersey Boys before? Hopefully you don’t like... hate it.

I get asked a lot if I’m dating anyone, as if it’s not obvious. We’ve been together since we were Juniors in high school. That’s almost five years now. 

As silly as it is, but the healthiest and best way to die is of old age. Though I’ve heard people say dying from chocolate would also be a good thing when I tell them I’m allergic to cocoa. I don’t know how true that is though.

… do we have join custody over a presidential robot now? Because this is turning into the best day EVER. I love you. You’re Mason, right? The boy one? We used to hang out a few years ago but you looked different. Puberty did super good on you, ok?

I think as long as Santana’s down for it, yes. We have shared custody. Yeah, I’m Mason-- the boy cheerio. Boy twin. I’d... be shocked if I was my sister all of a sudden.

There you go! Don’t crush my ‘actors they are just like us!’ dreams! Mason, I think the world thinks you are charming, it’s like your one of many special skills. I mean all very valid thinking, but I agree I think you should keep at it, your very close and then it’s over and done with! Also congratulations again for Jersey Boys, that’s so exciting. And of course, again with the charm! Of course you’d end up in one of the charm oozing shows! What on earth are we going to do with you, this might end up becoming a problem

I wouldn’t dream of it, lovebug.

You could just borrow mine for a while and try to convince them! Her name is Hillary. Because I gorilla glued a Hillary Clinton bobble-head on top of her. Be careful though, she parties real hard.

Mmmm, I’ll protect who should have been madame president with my life. Pinky promise.