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but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

^ wet phone mentality

you’re in a clown car with a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy

why did it call jon a thot

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

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