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This pride month I do not want to see or hear anything about Harry Potter or it's related works do we think we can do that.

listen as much as I like Dis being depicted as The Perfect Mother I also think we need to switch it up every now and then and give Fili mummy issues because Dis clearly has a favourite and it's not you blondie

actually let's give Fili mummy AND daddy issues because mum likes your brother more, your dad's dead (?) and your uncle/substitute dad/the guy who you are modelling yourself as a leader off of went crazy and violently grabbed you after you refused to help murder his situationship - possibly because he was so nuts at that point that he didn't recognise you! :))

we only use the quietest of potatoes to make our famous “hush browns” 🤫

I open my tumblr app and read this post, and I let it wash over me like the gentle tide. I know that when I die, this post, like the sweetest of sea foams, will be there to take me lovingly into the depths.

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

Having a bowl of frozen peach slices with a drizzle of honey on top. The peach slices were supposed to go into a sorbet making attempt that I gave up on. It may seem and feel like a fancy little treat, but I am straight-up eating ingredients.

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it