gormlessboy

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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

sometimes i worry that my fujoshıïsm is stunting my intellectual ability but then i remember im literally enlightened

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

we kill the bat man

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp