Flying Donkey Wannabe

after people telling me to read it non-stop for several years straight. I’ve read gideon the ninth over the course of an insane 48 hours. I’ve basically done nothing but read, eat, and sleep that entire time. my dyslexic ass brought that book with me to queer comedy night to read before the show and during intermission. it’s caused such a level of permanent psychic damage that I swear I should’ve been given some kind of medical warning. everything in my life reminds me of her and I fear it will forever. not to be dramatic but literally help

genuinely if the library doesn’t get me harrow the ninth asap I fear I may explode. sorry

Me this morning needing all the hugs!

This is a motherfuckin' GAME CHANGER

@cozwalt

get my money up get my yucky up

@thealmightyemprex

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I could use some luck