2D Boys

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

Arknights is the Senran Kagura of tail thickness and is giving you all unrealistic expectations.

"but that ship has a power imbalance it's toxic" yeah. that's the point. licking my lips

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

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am i the only one who cant stand seeing Boy Shen now that she’s started drawing herself as a girl

i want to kill boy shen with a pipe. give me girl shen. stop it. i’m scared. where is girl shen please bring her back

shencomix please transition and stop drawing the repressed version of yourself please please please