Three ninjas and a Kunoichi, feat. Reiko, incorrect quotes
Bi-han, texting Tomáš: Text me when you’re home safely.
Tomáš: I’m home dangerously.
Tomáš: I’m home lethally.
Kuai Liang: I need life advice.
Diya, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
Bi-han: I have lots of friends!
Diya: Name one you haven’t gotten incredibly angry at.
Bi-han: Hey, that’s not fair, then there isn’t any!
Tomáš: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Kuai Liang: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Diya: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Kuai Liang: What was the color called before then?
Tomáš: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
Bi-han: *is hugging Diya* ( a rare occasion)
Tomáš: Hey! It's my turn to hug Diya!
Tomáš, tries to grab Diya: >:(
Bi-han, holds Diya tighter: .....
Kuai Liang, kicking down the door: What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Bi-han: No, It's still my turn!
Diya, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Kuai Liang: But we need the moral support!
Tomáš: And you're small! Which is cute!
Bi-han: If I don't hug you at least once a month I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Diya: *close to tears* どうしたらそれを断ることができますか...?
Kuai Liang: I have the hospital and Diya on speed dial.
Bi-han, about Tomáš: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Kuai Liang: Are we stealing them?
Bi-han: Wonderful responses, both of you.
*the start of Bi-han's betrayal*
Bi-han, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Kuai Liang, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Tomáš, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Diya, trembling: What are we playing.
Diya: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.
Tomáš: What’s the difference then?
Diya: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Tomáš: Note to self; never get shot.
Diya: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Bi-han: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Diya, looking at Reiko's direction: I can take him...
Kuai Liang: In a Kombat, right?
Bi-han: Lin Kuei clan, I hereby submit the following to the court;
Bi-han: Diya, what the actual FUCK?
Diya: Brothers, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Reiko and I are dating.
Reiko, Bi-han, Kuai Liang, and Tomáš: *gasp*
Kuai Liang: Reiko, why are you surprised?!
*they aren't dating....................... or are they?*