Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }
“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
“That can’t seriously be it…”
“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
“Please don’t… spank me next time…”
“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
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