O shit it's me

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

I need a polite way to email multiple people in a business environment that says, "Are you having an AI chat write your email replies? Because these are incoherent sentences and if it's a chatbot, I need you to stop."

I'm not trying to accuse anyone of communicating like an angry toddler with zero sense of object permanence, but I have received an awful lot of communications which ask for help with "it" while not specifying what "it" is, or asking me to send something while telling me they have it in the same sentence.

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked