you get acclimated to looking at odo pretty quickly but in actuality hes SO fucking scary

Let the alien touch your hand.... it's their way of saying hello.... it doesn't mean anything...

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

attempted murder is a form of intimacy by the way . don't listen to people who tell you different

please stop asking me how i'm doing, idk i'm ignoring it

the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

if you were here i'd offer you a segment of my orange

im gonna keep it false with you chief. im gonna lie to you.

there's only room in my heart (and stomach) for one thing and that thing is soup