⚜ ˢʰᵃʳᵖˢʰᵒᵒᵗᵉʳ ⚜

·· ··I ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴍ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴏᴋ.·· Wᴇʟʟ﹐ ʙᴏʏ﹐ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ﹗ .··

·· ··I ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴍ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴏᴋ.·· Wᴇʟʟ﹐ ʙᴏʏ﹐ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ﹗ .··

If anyone needs me I’ll be swooning over moody mid 90s Ethan Hawke😍

Reality Bites (1994)

   but the war ain’t over.

                      it just keeps going on 

                             and on 

                                   and on

ind. selective goodnight robicheaux from the magnificent seven (2016)

written by sweeney

est. dec. 2016

“ i ate a sandwich so delicious i was sad when it ended. ”

“ i didn’t watch wimbeldon because they don’t deserve me and i’m better than them ”

“ i was practically bribed with a cocktail. ”

“ grass is gross. ”

“ i hate sand. ”

“ we should go to the beach. ”

“ does ned flanders have eyebrows? ”

“ what’s the difference between peanut butter and jelly? ”

“ i drink wine for the aesthetic of the glass. ”

“ you dead yet? ”

“ it’s warm because there’s holes in the o-zone, ”

“ i can hear you eating from the next room. ”

“ your face changes lives because it’s so lovely. ”

“ i love you so much. ”

“ i don’t love you i adore you. ”

“ i’m not a murderer. i’m just a creep. ”

“ you’re a spider sympathiser. ”

“ the hot dog from the snapchat filter is 6′5′‘. ”