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āWriothesley Hcsā
(nsfw content ahead!)+ bad spelling/laziness
wriothesley x fem!reader
-established relationship
fluff!
⤷ wriothesley is soo sweet when it comes to you. he always thinks about things/ items youād enjoy if he goes shopping and always comes home with a small trinket to give you.
⤷ similar to that topic, he pays attention to every word you say, even if it looks like he is focused on something else he is an amazing listener. If you said you ran out of shampoo and complained he would come home with 3 bottles of your favorite brand in 3 different scents.
⤷ he has the softest most silky hair ever, it unfortunately gets messy a lot though; especially when he is overloaded with prison tasks. When he showers and his hair dries its so soft and smells so good. ps he steals ur shampoo without you knowing and thats why his hair is the way it is.
⤷ wriothesley is SO patient when you dont understand something, he always takes his time in explaining it in the best way possible.
⤷ wrio is also sooo cuddly after work, when he gets in bed late he always pulls you into the tighest embrace possible and basically suffocates you. knowing about how he got betrayed in the past, he doesnt want to go through it again and he does not want to lose you.
⤷ again on wrios trauma, he gets protective of you very badly. he is always thinking about you and if your in any slightly dangerous situation he will step in and take care of it for you. A prisoner threatened to hurt you? BOOM DEAD šāļø(joke sorry š¢ā¦. or is it š¼?) i cant stop using emojis help ā¹ļø
⤷ he is a worrier, all he wants is for you to be safe, away from harm. If you often put yourself in danger or have a job thats ever so slightly harmful he will always beg you to be extra careful and wont hesitate to give you an extra kiss before you leave.
⤷ when the two of you go shopping he carries all your bags, opens all the doors, and pays for everything. WHAT A GENTLEMANNN
^ sorry not a lot of fluff its late and im tired!
!nsfw!
⤷ veryvery into restraints, the first time you slyly suggested putting on the handcuffs he smirked and raised an eyesbrow. he then had you cuffed and pleading all night as he pounded into you.
⤷ this is a stupid headcanon but i think it fits him, the first year you two dated he always used protection, birth control or not he didnt want to put your future or his as risk, esp if things didnt work out between you too. after alot of reassurance he went raw and now he loves it. he still will use protection if you ask or there are any risks involved.
⤷ HE LOVES LOVES LOVES CHOKING, both ways. he will pin you to the bed with your neck and whisper dirty praise into your ear but he loves it just as much when your riding and clawing around his neck, tears streaming down your face.
⤷ he loves seeing you cry. im sorry someonr had to say it.
^ not in a mean way, more of a āi put her through so much pleasure shes crying as her pussy takes my dickā way.
⤷ very vanilla the first time and became rough later in the relationship. he switches on and off debating on his stress levels and how much relief he needs that day/week
⤷ above average, hairy but groomed, very slight curve to the left up.
⤷ canon wrio has a very very high pain tolerance so trust, im sure he wouldnt mind you scratching his back as he thrusted his hips into your gummy walls!
⤷ wriothesley loves it when you grab his tie and pull him down to kiss him (assuming your shorter than 6ā2)
a/n; so sorry its so short and badly written, im so tired and i have zero free time. WHOS EXICTED FOR COLUMBINA AND INEFFA THOUGH!!!! im pulling for ineffa, 20 wishes, 70 pity and guaranteed š!
sorry for not posting too, i dont really have a designated post schedule so just expect anything whenever š
if u couldnt tell i like emojis alot š„³š„³š„³ ļæ¼
ps requests are open but im lazy so if you request i might or might not actually write it š«© sorry sorry im just a girlā¦!.!.!.! lova ya stay safe -a
how would everyone think about some wriothesley headcanons?? š¤š¤
āKinich Nsfw Alphabetā
kinich x fem!reader - alphabet
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(nsfw content ahead)
A - Aftercare
THIS MAN IS AMAZING AT AFTERCARE. No matter if he was super soft and vanilla with you or if you guys banged the fuck out of eachother he would always clean you up, bring you water or food, and want to cuddle up with you and go to sleep. My man lovesss sleep but when he sleep with you? Oh he CRAVES it.
B - Body part
Ok this is my opinion, Kinich loves your hips, ass, and thighs. If you workout a lot he loves how grounding and strong they are especially when they wrap around his head as he eats you out. If your chubby or skinny he just LOVES carressing, kissing, leaving marks, anything along those lines.
I dont see Kinich liking a part of himself more then the rest, he seems pretty neutral with his whole body but if he could preference something I think it would be his waist. IDK I might be bias because I love his waist but cmon its so slutty!
C - Cum
THIS MAN CUMS ALOT. Im talking like atleast for 30 seconds straight, feeling him around your gummy walls after a long week of doing commissions and work all he wants to do is pour himself into you.
D - Dom or Sub?
Honestly a switch, Kinich loves being on top and in control. He loves tying you up with his ropes and blindfolding you with his bandana but just as much as he loves that he also loves you riding him and praising him and he whimpers below you. He switches based of your mood and what you want to do.
E - Experience
Since Kinich is so busy with work and since he is still relatively young he doesnt have alot. Sure he mightve fucked a women once before you but it was probably just a hookup and nothing serious. So I assume his body count is 2, including you.
F - Favorite position
Missionary when Kinich is a top, cowgirl when your ontop, lotus position when you both are feeling lazy. Something about seeing your face and being so close to your both turns him on so much.
G - Goofy
Kinich doesnt take sex too seriously but he also doesnt laugh every second. He probably lets out a small chuckle to tease you for a whimper you made but he beside that he is mainly stoic. He is right on the middle ground between serious and goofy.
I - Intimacy
Kinich is usaully somewhat but he alot more romantic and careful if its a special occasion like a birthday, a holiday, etc. Those nights he treats you extra extra good compared to his usaul.
J - Jack off
Whenever Kinich hasnt felt you in over a week he starts getting super hard. Like to the point its painful. If he is on a mission he will excuse himself from it for a moment, climb a tree and stroke his aching cock with his hand, wishing you were clenching around him instead. I dont think he jerks off super often but if he misses you and has the chance, he will be gooning.
K - Kinks
Bondage, ive brought this up in the past, Kinich LOVES seeing you squirm to escape his ropes that tie you up perfectly as he continuasly eats you out.
āYou want me to stop? Mm say the safe word.ā Is something he would say as you cry out. Knowing you, you wont say it.
L - Location
Since Kinich doesnt feel peoples love often and his family practically abandoned him, he wants you in any secluded location. He doesnt want other people to hear you, he doesnt want other people to see you, he wants you all to himself. That doesnt mean he isnt willing to take risks though. Aslong as no ones around he is down to do it.
M - Motovation
Kinichās motivation is to out pent up frustration or to show you that he loves you and wants to care for your needs.
N - No
Like I said, Kinich does not want to share you with anyone. He would not be down for a threesome or anyone watching the two of you get freaky.
O - Oral
I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS. THIS MAN IS A MUNCHHHHHH!!!
He will eat your pussy until you completely pass out, going limp on his face. His favorite postion to eat you out in is when your on the bed and your legs are spread. He just slips his head under the covers and DEVOURS you. If he is receiving he will whimper. No doubt. He will whine and beg and whimper, he loves feeling your cheeks hollow out as he fights the urge to grab your hair and fuck your throat.
P - Pace
Whatever you please, you wanna get manhandled? Your already flipped onto your stomach. You want to just feel your own pleasure? Heās already inbetween your thighs. You want to take control? He is patting his lap ready for you to straddle and ride him.
Q - Quickie
Kinich enjoys quickies but in comparison to actually having sex? He doesnt like them. But, that doesnt mean before a mission to please you both he wont do it. He only does them when absolutely necessary.
R - Risks
He is willing to take the occasional risk with you, pulling you into a bathroom etc etc but he will not do it anywhere that he deems to public. An alleywall and night? Helllll noooo. Somewhere deep in the forests of Natlan? Helllll yesssss.
S - Stamina
He can last a pretty long time. 5+ rounds usaully, each round is also like excruciatingly long. He deffo edges you and himself to make the overall time last longer.
T - Toys
Kinich had never used them on himself and never used them on you. This excludes the ropes and the blindfold obviously, he loves that. But he wouldnt use toys unless you asked him too. And thats if you convince him aswell.
U - Unfair
Kinich enjoys edging. He eats you out sometimes just to deny you orgasms so you cry from frustration. He really enjoys edging when you do it to him. It gets him harder everytime you stop bobbing your head when his cock twitches in your mouth.
V - Volume
Depends, he is typically quiet in sex, letting out the occasional light groan and heavy breathing. But when your giving him head he turns demonic, letting out noises after noises, bucking his hips to your mouth. He is desperate.
W - Wildcard
Somnophiliac. With your complete consent prior (obviously). When he wakes up early he loves seeing you in such a peaceful sleeping state and that just turns him on so much. He moves his hands to you hips and slowly glides inside you, your limp body just taking every inch like its molded to his cocks shape. Its a great way to wake up every morning, an orgasm and then breathless kissing.
Y - Yearning
His sex drive is not that high, he can be alot higher. He is fine without fucking once a week, but once it goes over a week he gets needy.
Z - Zzz
Sleeping with Kinich after sex is super nice. He would clean you both up and youll move next to eachother, skin to skin. You will always be the first to sleep but he will follow shortly after.
a/n: hello i wrote this super early in the morning but happy news years eveeee!!! this was not proof read so mistakes are definitely present. My brain was also barley functioning so if things dont make sense im soo sorry!!! š idrk what to write about so if you have any requests or suggestions please gimmie!!!
it means alot when people reblog and comment, esp with reblogs it gives my acc so much new exposure so if you so please, i really appriciate it!! ily all stay safe this new year!!! š„¹
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ākinich headcanons!ā
kinichxfem!reader - headcanons
(Nsfw content)
SFW
If Ajaw is being rude to you or if he is just being annoying, Kinich will very nonchalantly just flick him away into timeout and just watch you with his stoic face.
If your cold on a late night walk or anything Kinich is the type of guy to give you his jacket thats wrapped around his waist. Ajaw will definitely say something snarky and Kinich would give him a NASTY glare. They bicker like siblings infront of you.
Kinich can make you laugh, his humor is so dry but in the funniest way ever. Its like when someone tells a bad joke and its so silent you start laughing from the silence.
In your relationship (or in general) Kinich is such a listener. All he wants to do after a long day of commissions is lay on your chest and listen to you heartbeat or you talking. He wouldnt ask for anything more. āadding onto that he loves listening to gossip and he is like a little girl when it comes to that.
Kinich loves it when you play with his hair. I dont think I need to elaborate.
Pet names wise, in the beginning of a relationship Kinich would only call you ānameā but once things escalate to long term he calls you ābabeā. If you guys get married he adapts terms such as ādear,ā āhoney,ā ālove,ā and all that cute shit!
I see Kinich as super blunt and this can be good or bad, sometimes he might accidentally say something he didnt think about before. You would ask him ādoes this dress make me look fatā and he would accidentally slip out the words āa littleā while not realizing your reaction. Butā his bluntness makes for good things. Heād never cheat on you because he would simply tell you he doesnt want a relationship or something along those lines. And even better, he would randomly compliment you if you looked good and be really blunt with it; āYou look hot.ā
Kinich is an early bird. He always wakes up before you and tidys the house, makes you coffee, etc. The rare occasion you wake up before him, he is always holding onto your waist so tight in a spooning position, not wanting to lose you like he lost his mother. If you try to get up while he is acting all cuddly he will subconsciously tighten and just trap you agasint him until you wake him up or he wakes up.
Kinich is not a big fan of PDA, he prefers privacy and intimate moments. If he were to display any public affection it would be holding hands and lingering touches around your body. Youll be walking through a crowd and his hand will be on your waist or back helping guide you.
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Going back to what I said about Kinich loving his hair getting played with, he would get very vocal if you touch his hair at any time. He going down on you and you run your fingers through his hair? Heās moaning while munching. You riding him and you grab his hair gently? He will be whimpering.
Ajaw had walked in on you two atleast 5 times and he always makes a huge fuss and scene about it. Kinich gets very annoyed and after he flicks Ajaw away he will take out that frustrations on you.
HE USES HIS ROPE TO TIE YOU UP. Kinich loves seeing you in helpless positions where he can just do whatever and he wants (with your consent ofc) so he enjoys watching your tied up body try to squirm out of his grappling rope.
Kinich is also the type to use his bandana as a blindfold and enjoy watching you struggle with heightened senses.
He has nightsoul blessing tattoos on his cock and often uses his ability in sex to last longer and cum more for you. Even without nightsoul though he can last 7+ rounds from his excruciating stamina trainings.
I dont see Kinich as a man with a huge dick, he probably is a little above average at like 6inches erect, but with his ability it can grow to 7 and maybe 8 if he is REALLY aroused.
He loves positions where he can see you face, missionary and cowgirl are his favorite and you two rotate depending on whos tired. If Kinich comes home after a long day of commissioning you bet your ass your riding that pony, but if your exhausted from work and just need a relief he will gladly drop to his knees. And for those moments your both pent up missonary is typical.
a/n: HELLO PEOPLE THATS IT! this isnt that good but i wanted to post! i have nooo ideas on what to write about but trust ima lock in soon š„¹ ok ily bai!
āknee deepā
desperate!kinch x fem!reader - blurb/oneshot?
(nsfw content)
kinch cant help but get horny seeing you in a wedding dress that perfectly hugs your curves. your in for a long night after your special day.
Kinich LOVES eating pussy. He would do nearly anything to watch your eyes roll back and back arch when his wet mouth works agasint your swollen clit, its genuinely his favorite thing to do. Atleast once a week, he needs to taste you, to drink you, to smell you. Its like a comfort he grew attached too.
Notably, the most memorable night with him was your wedding night. After seeing you all day in a white dress and the shiny new jewel on your ring finger he couldnt believe you were all his. How could he help the tent in his pants after how gorgeous and sexy you looked? I mean, you were the one who caused it, its not his fault!
Throughout the after party all he was doing was giving you desperate and needy glances, his eyes watching you every other moment. All you could do was let out small giggles whenever he came up to you, extra touchy. His voice slightly whiney. He would hug you from beind while you were talking to other guests, his face nuzzled into your neck; whispering dirty things into your ear that only you couldve heard. God was it hard to keep a straight face as a pool of wetness grew in the lacy pair of lingerie you picked out.
As soon as you two got home, he rushed and dragged you upstairs. Making you sit onto the edge of the bed you both slept on. He unzipped the expensive dress as fast as he could, ripping it off in the process. Not giving a damn about how much it costed- he paid for it anyway, this was your way of paying him back. He practically fell to his knees, you swore you saw drool falling off his lips as he made his way deeper into your core, moving your pantiess aside in the process. Youāve never seen him this needy.
His tongue moved up agasint your dripping cunt, spreading your wetness around as he needily licked. He begun going to town on your sensitive clit, all you could do was fall back onto the bed. Throwing your head back in pleasure as your fingers tangled into his soft hair. Whines and moans escaped your lips as you grinded agasint his face, searching for more friction agasint your core. His left hand moved to your aching cunt, sliding two fingers in with praticed eased.
It only took you 5 minutes to cum all over his face. God your pussy was sloppy tonight, and Kinich was enjoying it. Butājust because you came doesnt mean he was done eating. He continued to feast and finger your flesh as you cried out from overstimulation, you squirmed to escape his mouth but his right handāwhich was orginally kneading your thigh, spread you open wider and held you down.
All you could do was whimper as he finished his meal. Looking up with you with his ember and green eyes, kissing your clit. You whined at the sensitivity. He stood up to his feet. His hands finally leaving your trembling thighs, you watched him as he unzipped his pants.
Boy were you in for a long night.
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