local goofus

i cannot express how much long term damage having a boyfriend will do to your mental and physical well being. you know this. cut it out

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

think about the kind of person that goes into sportsmed. is that person transfeminist? fuckkkk no

Isnt it so awesome how they term your friends the moment they're in need of money????? Isn't that fucking amazing???? Anyways everyone give morrigan one hundred dollars

Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.

official hyena post

if i was in charge of deltarune i would not be as reasonable as Toby is

Hello deltarune fans. Three months from now, Chapter 5 is set to release. At that time, I will check the tags. If there are more M/M ships than F/F, I will press the big red button on my desk labelled "DELETE deltarune". Will you choose your pride? Or your precious game?

Doing "Prometheus Play" with my eaglegirl gf