Coati

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

I’m so bad at social interactions. someone asked if I needed a ride to something, and I answered with a three paragraph rant about boiled voles. to which they did not reply

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???