Toasted Out

any time I’m distressed I just imagine men grinding on each other and I’m not saying it’s replaced therapy but.

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

OP do you take constructive criticism?

there is nothing to criticize here

Who the hell organize apps by color

Mind your business

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

but… they’re not. Trans is short for “transitioning” which is to say you go from one gender to the other. Non-binary people are not transitioning to another gender. They’re just not moving from one to another.

trans is not and has never been short for transitioning you dumb hoe

trans is short for transgender dumbass

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices