Precious Little Life-Forms

You can think about how poor you are later. This trip to the park is for thinking about how lonely you are

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

This man should just own and operate escape rooms

If this guy ever gets raided by the cops the cops will just quit

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

Why is giant ragweed so bad to look at. Whenever i see it i'm instinctively like "don't touch, it will hurt you" but why

Guy that can only drink his coffee black if he gets a hug right before and after

this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla

when i say all of team rocket is bi yes that includes wobbuffet

You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.