GOOD PIZZA/BAD PIZZA

Season 2 / Episode 7

On the one hand, pineapple is bad so I applaud these brave workers for removing it from this pizza pie. On the other hand, these workers are also not meant to be on a pizza. On the other hand, you can always remove them and still enjoy the pizza. But on the other hand, the pizza looks undercooked.

Cheese pizza

If you have no teeth and eat pizza like this, email me at [email protected]/net and tell me. 

What happened to this wonderful pepperoni pizza? Who decided to punish it by burning it so much? What did this slice of pizza pie do to you, pizza burner? Huh?!? Just order a pizza next time. Don't hurt more pizza. Please.

(source)

Nice hat. 

(by imhungry)

Back to basics. This is a pizza you can bring home to your parents and they will say “Wow, what a pizza. Also, why don’t you call us more often? You know your sister, she calls every week. EVERY. Week. It’s wonderful. You seem so skinny too. Eat more pizza like this, please. And would it hurt you to dress up a bit. Pretend you actually care about seeing your father and me.” 

Nice skull

I can’t eat this pizza. One major reason is because it won’t stop moving. But it also seems to be a form of perpetual motion and I don’t want to rob the world of free energy. Not again.

I’ll only have one slice, I’m on a diet 🍕

Something can be good and impractical. This is a challenging pizza to eat, but sometimes life is better when you are challenged. In the words of Mr. Thomas P. Hut, founder of Domino's Pizza “A big pizza slice is good because you get more pizza"

Esto me recuerda por qué las tasas escolares son tan altas

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I like Cyber Cow.