i am a work in progress

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

US television won’t allow cursing on tv shows but will constantly show other humans killing each other.

*goofy voice* there’s a moment you know,,, you’re hyucked

when i was 4 i went to the alley theatre in houston to see their annual a christmas carol and my aunt was the costumer and the whole fam was there to support her and for some reason they started off their version of a christmas carol with a spooky blacklight ghost dance and let me tell u 4 yo me was not about that journey or storyline and i started moaning in fear during the dance and i started small bellows of “I wanna go hooommmmmmeee” until in exasperation i shouted at the top of my tiny lungs WHERE ARE ALL THE HAPPY PEOPLE and they have not let me live that down

when i was 4 i went to the alley theatre in houston to see their annual a christmas carol and my aunt was the costumer and the whole fam was there to support her and for some reason they started off their version of a christmas carol with a spooky blacklight ghost dance and let me tell u 4 yo me was not about that journey or storyline and i started moaning in fear during the dance and i started small bellows of “I wanna go hooommmmmmeee” until in exasperation i shouted at the top of my tiny lungs WHERE ARE ALL THE HAPPY PEOPLE and they have not let me live that down

that’s gonna fuckin confuse the anthropologists/archaeologists of the future, lol. “why is this ink over 100 million years old but the paper is only around 5 million years old? TIME TRAVEL?!?!!??!!!?!?!??!?

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