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petplay but youre a mussel and i forget to change your water and the pH levels get too low so you die

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

just saw gayporn where the bald bottom had a toilet plunger stuck to the back of his head to imitate hair pulling. i feel like a peasant seeing a gun for the first time in the 1300s

Dan Hentschel

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

if you like f/i/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/o/c/k/i/n/g/s then every north pole elf loves you

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