Given A Chance

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

Your hwat

Ok.

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

hold on i need to look this up

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

one must imagine sisyphus falling in love with the boulder

made a playlist featuring every single song you’d expect to find on a character/ship mix. this baby has everything. little lion man. samson. palisades. smother by daughter. if it was on an 8tracks mix published in 2015, it’s in this playlist.