i think about this tweet literally every single day

you’re seeing a breaking bad concert. everyone is having a great time. walter seems a little excited. “we have a surprise for you guys.” jesse says. all the sudden saul goodman comes out and starts singing the breaking bad remix. when saul gets to my daddy and my mommy, someone else starts singing. “you are not the guy you’re not capable of being the guy i had a guy but now i don’t you are not the guy.” Lights flash everywhere and you see walter and jesse singing my daddy and my mommy along with saul while mike sings you are not the guy. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and starts crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, gus and max walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

on their minds phone & tablet wallpaper sizes  //  prints    

this is the funniest fucking thumbnail and title combo ive ever fucking seen im gonna say baldness revolution forever now

Testing colors with sonic girls!

Women hate how little it takes to make us men happy