Another tragic product of questionable advertising

So my old accounts fandom-blog-of-good-guy and good-guy-creates have been terminated. Imagine how devastated I was upon learning that. Stupid Tumblr staff mistook me for a porn bot >:-/

If you are following either of those blogs, follow this one instead.

I will summon my old friends here:

@ask-oreline @spookyunit @leftymasterrace @errorusernamenull @yudronsblog @aalbliart @aalbi @reverse-rain @dappercritter @mrultra100 @veryinterestingbutstupid

Some of the links may not work but if you see your name here please know to follow me. Thanks.

I made a Matoran (from Bionicle) unboxing and building simulator! Check it out and feel free to reblog with the characters you roll! Inspired by @boxturret, @kdnx, and @toaskello

Renders of Stars like Toa Mata an custom matoran with extra readers. We have:

1. Jaller, Tahu and Kapura

2. Hahli, Gali and Macku

3. Nuparu, Onua and Taipu

4. Kongu, Lewa and Tamaru

5. Hewkii, Pohatu and Hafu

6. Matoro, Kopaka and Kopeke

7. Takua, Kotu, Pewku and Onepu

8. Akhmou, Krakua and Zemya

But these two aren't:

"Well then, you better hurry back because I'll be practicing."

And then he ACTUALLY DIES.

And then he comes back, and just goes

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?"

And he has God's braincells go on strike, correctly assumes that the missing toa are in over their heads, and Decides that he, a short-ass general who had one vacation in 1,000 years and DIED at the end of it- is gonna personally drag the nuva out of whatever they've gottent themselves into. He's not completely stupid, so he takes along an Air Force Pilot, a Mad Scientist, 2 Sports Stars, His friend the prophesied glitter hero with the care bear stare, and, as an added fuck you to the turaga, The Only Person Both Able And Willing to translate for Turaga Nuju.

Jaller re-surfacing.

and then they're reduced to pieces over a thousand years

then they REBUILD themselves