Desire Never Leaves

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

CEO of disappearing and ignoring people when I'm not in the mood

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

Sometimes you really gotta decide for yourself it's the last time the universe gonna teach you that same lesson

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

all i do anymore is display symptoms

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much