how fucked are we now, on Guadalcanal?

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing

Just saw Conclave for the third time

when the fic is a rated t one-shot with a 20k+ word count titled something like "the mechanics of turtle migration" with kudos in the low hundreds yk it's gonna hit

of course vincent benitez won the vote for the pope, he got up in front of everyone and made them feel ashamed that's roman catholicism 101

Honestly the funniest part of Conclave was every character whipping out their reading glasses whenever they needed to look at something because they're all old as fuck and can't see.

conclave dares to ask the question "what if you didn't want to be pope but eveyone and everything was conspiring for you to be pope and the moment you decide that maybe you should be pope god immediately and dramatically explodes a wall to tell you to stop being stupid"

conclave is so funny bellini is like I do Not want to be pope. and lawrence is like okay you don't want to be pope. then bellini is like of COURSE i want to be pope you stupid idiot dipshit who wouldn't want to be the fucking pope. moron