I'm Burning Star IV

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

when life gives you lemons squeeze them in a mans eye

I laughed so hard at this fr

it’s always either “if someone doesn’t text me I’ll die right now” or “if someone texts me ill fucking kill myself”

I'm afraid im the annoying mutual™ and i can feel the block button breathing down my back

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

I cannot be trusted as a little spoon I WILL be grinding my ass into your crotch

Be the cryptid you wanna see in your town.

You deserve someone who sexually devours you and emotionally protects you.

...anyone else feel like even though those trains are actually not moving that fast, when the camera is mounted on one of them it feels like you're just zooming along?