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Luffy found out one day that a husband is someone who stays with you to the end and never leaves your side and he's like "oh! That's zoro!" So he proposes to zoro (i'm thinking it would specifically be after zoro wakes up from the baratie fight in the opla)

And zoro accepts

Everyone TRIES so many times to explain to him that that's not all marriage is and a marriage needs romance and sex and whatever but luffy never listens because that's not what MAKINO said and makino's right about EVERYTHING

So eventually the rest of the crew just give up and accept it. They've done their job. This is just on of their captain's idiosyncracies. It's not like it'll really change anything

So they have a little wedding when they're in loguetown.

Buggy crashes it, but when he figures out what's happening, he stops in his tracks, lets them finish the ceremony, enthusiastically congratulates the happy couple, and then resumes the attack

As the series goes on, it does slowly start to become obvious that luffy and zoro know what a typical marriage looks like, they just want theirs to be different (and since when have the straw hats done things the normal way anyways?)

Boa confesses she's in love with luffy and he's like "i'm married"

When Hiyori talks about how many guys would be delighted to wake up next to her Zoro tells her he has a husband.

People look at the super intense relationship between luffy and zoro, and are told these two are married, and even though there's nothing romantic between them they're like "yeah...that makes sense"

And despite the fact that he didn't get to sit next to Luffy, Zoro still tries to seem cool. Although I think he still looks a little upset.

I mean, just look at the way Luffy looks at him.

Even after Zoro goes to sit next to Nami, Luffy keeps watching him.

This is too cute!

Iñaki, why. why would Luffy need to run his fingers along the entire length of Zoro's calf.

why is Luffy stroking Zoro's titty in this incredibly emotional moment

Just. The whole thing.

The only thing I can come up with is that touch is just a Luffy Love Language, with the softest, gentlest touches being reserved for those who are truly special to him.

tells this mf

that he needs him

so that mf

proceeds to never be normal. Ever again.

And you're telling me this is their level 1 of devotion. That there's more, batshit insane level even.

A sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴅᴀʏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ.

Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ, ʙᴜᴛ I ʜᴀɴᴇɴ`ᴛ.

Game: Yeah um… heres Cassidy and Finn. Pick one for Sean to be romantically involved with if you want.

Me: Finn 

Game: R u sure he’s kind of… well you know. A druggie, has his family in prison, obvs causing tension between Sean and Daniel by acting like Daniels big brother…did u see him throwing knives with Daniel? KNivEs.

Me: FiNn

Game: WEll… heres Cassidy playing the guitar. She’s cool right? You can pick her.

Me: FiNN

Game: Look, you should probz know if you want to kiss Finn you’ve got to agree to exploit your brothers power and rob the vault. Finn could just be being selfish. Your call though.

Me: FINN

Game: But… HERES CASSIDY NAKEY.

Me: F I N N

Game: FINN MIGHT GET SHOT