hand sanitizer

um nurse? your pet syringe just bit me

one of my favorite sounds is when somebody says "super paper mario" really fast and t all slips together . "superpapermario". it just feels right together. superpaper. yeah, that's the stuff. ohno sorry i wasn't going to order anything but um can i stay at uour counter a little longer ?

the rings of limited growth suggests this is actually ponycillin

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our diameter, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

The way everyone just paused before just putting more tofu on XD