Goldenboydisaster

it just. drives me insane. the love bill gives fabian is so fucked up and soaked in blood and the weight of the legend that is Bill Seacaster that it's a miracle and a testament to Fabian's heart and love for his father that he isn't even angry at him— he just wanted him to understand.

understand the weight of the expectations, the legacy, the enemies made past and present. the weight of the loneliness and the empty manor. the weight so heavy it makes him broadcast his voice to all of hell on the off-chance that his Papa will head his call.

love that says i'll kill you before you kill me but also you're the only one that can. love that says i'd scrub my name off this world for you but if you want me to bring you back to life that's X amount of gold pieces.

my favorite wizards

i have baron brain worms now. fuck

Brennan: Murph was SO FAST on that guy sucking!

Murph: His TONE. He just jumped on his wife RIGHT away!

Brennan: The tone was WAY off.

City Council of Darkness, Episode 2: Blood, Business, and Beth's Husband

BETH!!

D20 Masterpost || Ep 1 || Ep 3

EDIT: Close up cause Ethel turned out so cute.

third installment of a franchise with vastly increased production value

the only instalment to actually engage in the titular elements of the franchise (the bad kids finally go to class) (they finally put on a musical)

a follow-up to the second instalment that a) takes place outside of high school, b) over the holidays, and c) despite its sore-thumbness is considered the best one out of the three by fans

Called “Visit Purpee” in Monday’s This Week On Dropout and “Welcome to Purpee” in the actual teaser

Posted by the official Dimension 20 accounts rather than the general Dropout accs on social media

Tagged “Dimension 20” and “tabletop rpg” on the actual Dropout video (but not d&d or dungeons & dragons so I’m assuming it’s another game system)

All images used in the teaser looked like stock photos (???)

Sam said there would be two Intrepid Heroes seasons in 2026, so the chances this is one of them are pretty high

Don’t leave the house after dusk

A bunch of kids went missing in the ponderosa woods last spring

The mayor is a dog

things we don’t know about Welcome to Purpee:

Game system

Genre

Who’s playing (necessarily)

Who’s GMing

What it’s actually called

Anything about this at all

What the fuck is going on

Why aren’t we leaving the house after dusk

Why did those kids go missing

This is Adaine "I killed our father so naturally my sister should kill our mother" Abernant. At one point she gets the nickname "bloodthirsty Adaine" (though it's mostly a joke). She's also incredibly kind and forgiving in situations where she needs to be, but she's a wizard whos primary defense is straight up punching someone and repeatedly has asked for a gun. She heard that Kipperlilly hates the bad kids (in part) because she thinks their traumatic backstories give them an unfair advantage in adventuring, and her first response was "why doesn't she just kill her parents?"

This is Riz "cut his head off so he can't come back" Gukgak. He ate the dragon who killed his dad, shot a man's fingers off for fucking with his friends, and offered to bite a mans eye out for Fabian. Riz straight up brought a gun with him to school day one of freshman year, which even FABIAN, raised by Bill Seacaster the pirate, thinks is wild.

Riz was raised by a police officer and Adaine was raised by a pompous politician, so you'd think they would be more turned off of violence, but they aren't. They are both just genuinely a little off the wall and I love them for it. When I call them unhinged, I'm not talking about the Kristen trying to fly with a ribbon or the Fig "Hilda Hilda" way, I mean literally a bit more vicious than the rest of their party. This is also part of the reason I think they're such good friends. Usually this extreme violence doesn't come from nowhere- Biz wanted to kidnap Adaine and has been responsible for the dissapearance of 7 girls, Angwyn had literally just killed Aelwyn in front of Adaine- they both understand that sometimes the thing that makes the most sense or gets the job done the fastest is extreme violence.