A Underage Child

He stays in his room as he’s recovering even though he started what lead to the death of Baelor. And when he sees egg trying to kill him, he understands. And just gently stops him with a hug.

“He’s my last son” as he’s almost tearing up. Maekar Targaryen they could NEVER make me think you are a bad dad. The bratting is demure

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New people at work when introduced to him go "oh, like Shane Hollander" and he BEAMS at that and says "Yep!"

Has a picture of Shane on his desk and the same new people think its a joke until an old timer who probably met Shane at a bring your kid to work day clued them in

Would not let Yuna touch the college fund they set up for Shane until he was out of his rookie contract. What if Shane changed his mind about hockey? What if he got injured and needed a good education? Only conceeded when his son was a multi-millionaire

Only time he has ever gone to HR was when someone stole the baby Shane picture off his desk after he got famous. That's his baby!!! Give it back!!! There were so many memos and all staff emails that it did get returned one night, but a picture of it circulated online so now David only has PR photos at work

His lawyer is an old college friend who he catches up with at least once a year and who reviews the Hollander's will and life insurance policy each year with specific instructions to look after Shane. This annual tradition continues to this day. The lawyer buddy is going to be there for that grown celebrity professional sportsman no matter what

Was so excited when Shane started The Cottage project, and helped him with everything, including liaising with the builders etc. Was delighted to have the first a joint project with his son since school (he helped with art/science/show and tell)

Is really bad with technology but the nice young people at the office help (is not fully cognizant of the fact half the office is in love with him but does correctly suspect the other half want to marry his son)

Always knew he wanted to be a dad, and was devastated when it seemed like that wasn't going to happen, but didn't want to put that on Yuna who was already struggling with it

Sent congratulation cards and presents to all his buddies when they had kids anf was genuinely happy for then but it also killed him a bit. Unfortunately the conversation around men struggling because they wanted kids was not happening in the 80s/early 90s so he kept quiet (and passed that trait on to Shane)

Thought Shane was perfect from the moment he was born, and still thinks that. Can't concieve of why Shane thought he could let them down, he's literally always been Yuna and David's perfect baby

College Student Dunk accidentally meets Prince Aerion Targaryen by tackling him to the ground turns out he wasn’t robbing a girl but rather trying to keep himself from the tabloids or black mailed.

Dunk ends up buying him a milkshake so the omega can eat food with his after-heat pill like he’s supposed to. He and Dunk end up talking and Dunk for the first time in his life is interested in the royal family.

Dunk mops through classes for a few weeks pinning over an omega who probably doesn’t remember his name, and sure as hell wouldn’t demean himself to date a low class pre- (vet or med) major. Then his Rugby captain, Lyonel Baratheon- heir to the Dukedom of Stormlands- announces that he’s officially started dating an omega prince as arranged by his family.

When Aerion shows up at his practices with his brothers. Dunk can’t help but be heart broken, even though he never stood a chance.

Lyonel announces everyone needs to cut for a publicity photo shoot in the off season- because the captain is dating a prince ticket sales will sky rocket. It’s not going to be a problem for Dunk he can barely afford ramen until his next pay check.

Waiting for him in his locker post workout was a chocolate milkshake with peanut butter in it, exactly like the one he bought for himself with Aerion. Dunk has no idea what that means. Is it a threat from his captain to stay away from his omega? Or is it Aerion saying thank you? Or maybe just maybe…

Maekar was given the Dreaded Bowl on the day he was to meet his betrothed.

aerion has short spiky hair always. there is gel involved.

aerion eats spicy food, loves spicy food. authentic thai auntie levels. orders the thing with the warning label. meanwhile dunk can hardly tolerate it. aerion finds this offensive. "duncan. duncan this is mild. this is for children. duncan are you crying"

aerion is a little bit dumbsexual and it's a problem. dunk says something completely earnest and aerion's brain just shorts out. how DARE you say that with your big stupid face

dunk gets freckles in summer. moderate freckle situation. across the nose and cheeks, the arms, the shoulders, the back.

dunk had genuinely terrible acne as a teenager and has some scarring on his jaw from it. he's self conscious about it. aerion doesn't care

BOTH of them have a praise kink

aerion trolls niche history forums. posts elaborate beautifully-sourced theories that are completely insane but technically defensible. knows the material WELL enough to fend off history nerds in the replies. has been banned from three (3) subreddits - doesnt matter, he has like 7 different accounts. has several 100+ comments threads, proud of it.

dunk is messy but clean. aerion is orderly but cannot clean.

dogs love dunk. dunk loves dogs. if there is a dog at the party they are best friends by the end of it

dunk has massive sweet tooth

dunk genuinely does not notice what people wear or if it's expensive.

aerion wears massive rings. at least two at any time, usually more. has a collection. no signet though - daeron lost his once and maekar has been careful about handing out family heirlooms to his sons ever since. aerion pretends not to care about this. aerion definitely cares about this.

accents: aerion is posh. obviously. dunk is irish and i will die on this hill - i literally hear every line in an irish accent in my head as i'm writing and if a line doesn't sound right in the accent it gets rewritten.

it is NOT normal for Jedi to become force ghosts when they die. that's like a brand new skill Yoda just unlocked. if Luke tried to tell ppl about Obi-wan's force ghost literally no-one, even ppl who were familiar w the Jedi when they were around, would know wtf he was talking about

R2-D2 knew everything that went down during the prequels and just opted not to tell anyone ever which is fully in-character for him

becoming a Jedi was a whole process involving 15+ years of training and formal trials to determine if you were ready for knighthood and then with Luke Yoda was just like 'yeah fuck it you're a jedi knight now. burn the jedi temple did. made up all the rules are. gives a shit who does.'