caleb

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

Same height party

what

omfg

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

please stop letting people tell you weed isn’t bad for you. tupac and biggie both smoked weed and died before the age of 30. meanwhile, dmx and bobby brown both smoked cracked and are still alive. don’t be dumb. make that switch.

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

thor: ragnarok

Holy shit

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i’m the same age as twerking and bromance guys

‘Internet service provider’….how fucking old am I???!!

cisgender and neurotypical, huh. then there’s mp3, universal serial bus (USB), and cyber cafe. and… shojo!

I’m the same age as genderqueer! That’s awesome

I am the year of VAPE