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sailorsally

none of that top/bottom discourse. the only valid question to ask is who cries during sex

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Dean Winchester

sailorsally

love when my post finds the audience it was written for!!

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easyaro

Beep boop I look for accidental haiku posts sometimes I mess up

It's a fucking hidden haiku

Beep boop I look for

Accidental haiku posts

Sometimes I mess up

the-haiku-bot

Beep boop I look for

accidental haiku posts

sometimes I mess up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Chapter 8 - 51 (end of chapter 8)

Now I can see it.

Read Heartstopper Online

More info/buy the books: https://aliceoseman.com/

Heartstopper updates three times a month, on the 1st, 11th, and 21st at 11am UK time.

The next Heartstopper update will be its final update and it will be an epilogue. It'll drop on April 11th! Thank you for being here! ❤️

goiwantamuffin

I cried btw

#heartstopper

lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

knittingontheroad

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

#❤️

drempen

It's like when you go to Antarctica and have to get your appendix removed

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batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

rbremington

Hot butch summer but there’s no actual rules I just see more hot butches in the wild

sashayed

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

sashayed

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

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shabbytigers

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

shabbytigers

hi this tag perfectly encapsulates the FML coefficient of my life as a non-german speaker living in germany and i’m going to frame it

shesnake

Jennifer Tilly & Gina Gershon promotional stills for Bound (1996) dir. The Wachowskis

unaliver

I'll unalive you

hiveswap

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

unaliver

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

nefariouswizarder

heh heh heh….

unaliver

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

nefariouswizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

unaliver

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

nefariouswizarder

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

nefariouswizarder

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

unaliver

Ah! Kill!! Kill!! Death!! It's so good to be able to user the common tongue anew....

Now that I have seen that you are serious about your love, I am willing to try and right our wrongs... For I admit i am not blameless in the matter of our squabble either.

nefariouswizarder

as you would say, my lover…

love winners…

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Neoneuromus ignobilis isolate Gutianshan chromosome 7 Common name: Dobsonfly

(image source)

unaliver

Ough a creaturer

nefariouswizarder

nefarious dobsonflier

unaliver

Our son.........

nefariouswizarder

our beautifuler baby boy….

intered

I ate your beautifuler baby boy. Very taster

nefariouswizarder

dragons-locator

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me heh heh heh…. So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

unaliver

My son got unalivered by intered and your ass is counting dragons

unaliver

I HAVE OUTLIVERED THE MALICIOUS SON EATER INTERED FUCK YOU SON EATER INTERED

unaliver

NOBODY MESSERS WITH THE UNALIVER AND HIS FAMILY

#what an odysse #the unaliver

nothing-but-flowers

screaming

digitalismmm

Classical architecture

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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

foone

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

iturmom

OR a face scan. NEVER give away your biometric data, least of all for free

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