NONE MERCY

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

for me its myself

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

no reason for yall to hate raccoons theyre just tiny dogs in need of a loving n caring home

dogs dont have hands

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

*finishes wedding vows* don’t forget to like and subscribe

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remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean

this post made me blind in one eye

seriously wtf is this

a sin

japris

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

legalize peruvian puff peppers