scarn on mate

looking up 'ear hats' on tumblr Tags

This is a baby asking this to other babies

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

thats him officer

I just died, this killed me

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

I’m about to make this house a little less full

Some of you will see the warning on q-tips saying “don’t insert into ear canal” and take it seriously like some kind of chump. They want your ears full up so you can’t hear the world around you. My shits so polished clean I can hear the constant shriek of the earth turning on its axis.

I have tinnitus