.•♫•♬• No. 1 Cheerio Hater•♬•♫•.

YOU KNOW I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD HATE CHEERIOS BECAUSE I HATE CHEERIOS AND THEIR EXISTANCE IS TERRIBLE. I MEAN COME ON THERE ARE WAY BETTER CEREALS OUT THERE??? WHY WOULD YOU PICK CHEERIOS??? U KNOW IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED CHEERIOATS??? THAT'S LITERALLY SUCH A TERRIBLE NAME IT SOUNDS BAD. WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT. THERE'S ALSO LIKE 16 FLAVOURS OF CHEERIOS INCLUDING DISCONTINUED ONES. THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHAT ARE THEY. WHY ARE THEY. HOW ARE THEY. WHY. WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT. ALSO THEY ARE UGLY. THEY ARE LITTLE WHEAT MINI BAGELS THEY TASTE OF MILKY SOGGY WHEAT STALKS ITS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU EVER LIKE IT??? UNLESS IT'S HONEY NUT IT'S UNACCEPTABLE, AND EVEN THEN IF UR GONNA GET HONEY NUT JUST GET HONEY NUT CORNFLAKES, INFINITELY BETTER. ON TOP OF THAT THEY'RE FROM THE 1940S AND THAT MEANS THEY ARE OLD AND CHEERIOS AS WE KNOW THEM WITH THE NAME CHEERIOS ARE LITERALLY BOOMERS. THEY ARE ACTUALLY BOOMERS. NO JOKE. MORE REASONS TO HATE THEM. THE FIRST FLAVOURED CHEERIO(ATS) WERE FUCKING "CINNAMON NUT" WHAT SORT OF CHOICE WAS THAT????? SOUNDS GROSS. ALSO IT TOOK 30 YEARS FOR THEM TO FLAVOUR THEM???????????? HOW DID IT LIVE FOR 30 YEARS? WITHOUT FLAVOURS? EVEN IF IT'S A HORRID FIRST FLAVOUR. SHOULD'VE DIED THEN. ALSO THEY MADE "PUMPKIN SPICE CHEERIOS" WHAT IS THIS STARBUCKS?? DISGUSTING. LET ALONE PEACH CHEERIOS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, HUH? THAT SOUNDS BAD. TERRIBLE. TRULY AWFUL. THERE FIRST MASCOT WASN'T EVEN THE BEE!!! THE ONLY REDEEMABLE THING ABOUT CHEERIOS WAS THE BEE AND IT WASN'T EVEN THE OG MASCOT IT WAS SOME CHILD. GROSS. I DONT LIKE CHILDS. IT LITERALLY HAS MERCH. CHEERIOS HAS MERCH. I HATE THIS CEREAL SO MUCH IT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT EXIST LET ALONE HAVE FUCKING MERCH. DISGUSTING. CHANGING MY NAME FROM GODOFTRAVELLERS TO GODOFHATINGCHEERIOS I DISLIKE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAA TERRIBLE CEREAL JUST EAT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE FOR BREAKFAST I DO NOT CARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA