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thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

Oh hi! Yeah I wanted to talk to you about something important-but don't worry. When we were leaving yesterday and we were saying bye to my mom, I noticed the background music changed for a bit. I couldn't help but notice- Why was it the romantic song. Why was the romantic song playing when you were talking to my mom. Don't lie to me I know this song I have been the third whell for the main couple for the last months, this show only had the budget for 1 big romance song and its the only one that plays. I know this song by heart. Why was the song playing. Are you trying to- Are you banging my mom.dude. Dude.

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

the average person thinks of children like particularly delicate houseplants

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

How are they rated like this

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose