Hm?

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

It looks like he’s fucking that chicken

sure sex is nice but have you ever suddenly been able to breathe out of both nostrils after having been congested for a while

Looking forward to this

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

If I can sleep until noon, I’m good until like 9am the next day. If I have to wake up at 7am, I’m passing out at 7pm.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

Omg yes!!

psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame

I get road rage walking behind people.

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.