Screw you reality!

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

this got 15 notes i have the weirdest followers

when this post reaches 100k notes my biological timer will hit its limit and i will die instantly 

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THAT TULIP

There is never a time that this post isn’t funny

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

you mean like your friends, jack

my what now

jimmy this wasn’t part of the agreement

Top 10 anime betrayals

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

so when i was at camp we had a dress up superhero day and so i dressed up as black widow but like super cheaply (cheap wig, black leggings, black jacket) so it takes most ppl a second to figure out what i’m going for anyway i ran into a little girl who loved my costume and after a brief conversation it transpired it was because she was under the impression that i was ariel. i was like oh cool yeah that makes sense, how did you guess? expecting her to be like “the hair!” and she gave me this ‘duh’ look and said “it’s her costume from the avengers” because she’s under the impression that the little mermaid is also the black widow and i love her and the world she must live in

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

I wonder who’ll get a bio in the next volume 🤔 can’t even think of who it could be

imagine; every version of kaneki gets their own bio 

It’s pumpkin season guise.

FEED THE PUMPKINS