chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner

only people with adhd will understansd this post

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

This.

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

literally 😑 & 😕

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

Well this doubled in notes in like three hours so... I’m glad other people are finding this validating

Republic*n harries on twitter being disappointed Harry isn’t supporting Tr*mp is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen today