Smol & Tol

“How are you? Having a good time? Got a couple of beers in? What are those? What’re those? VODKA! Oh. Straight? No - I mean straight vodka, not are you straight? [gigges] [to the crowd, reprising the conversation] Is vodka straight? No - gay. [back to the fan in question] Is it straight vodka? Yeah, alright, thank you. I’m glad we cleared that up. Alright. Thank you for coming. Eh? You want my flag? [takes the rainbow flag off the mic stand and rolls it up] Alright, you can have it, it’s yours. [stand on the edge of the stage to hand it over] It’s coming down, it’s coming down [to the fans in front of him] Oh, he’s on straight vodka, he’s about to fall over. Give him the flag, d'you know what I mean? [throws the flag and it falls short, so security hands it back to Harry] Ahhh. Thank you. Oh yeah, yeah, I’ll try it again, that’ll work.”

Harry:

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

“I’ve been looking for an excuse to wear this.”