I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?

listening to lana del rey late at night is scary I feel like my room is going to fill with fog and she’s going to walk slowly towards me and I’ll be defenseless

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid

Does anyone else look at loki and go like “my poor baby” but also like “you deserved that not gonna lie.”

the neopets economy is proof that capitalism will fail 

Me: *wants sugar daddy* Old man: *hits on me* Me: I’m calling the police

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Nerd problems

*agressively sketches Punnett squares*