All up in the kitchen in my heels, dinner time.

good things will happen

bitch when

The girl reading this <3

AAAAAAAH

I AM SCREECHING

I AM DECEASED!

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

i love children. i just asked this little boy I’m babysitting when his birthday is and he just shrugged and said “I don’t know”. time doesn’t affect him. he doesn’t have to worry about college

true success

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care