in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

i see you people in your shirts with “harvard” or “stanford” written on them and raise you one (1) shirt that just says “collemge” on it

Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

torn between wanting people to go see the new ariel movie so it can make tons of money and piss of white supremacists but also not wanting anyone to go see it because it's Disney

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

reblogging for uh. pure scientific purposes