the great pog-liacci

You can lie when you name things

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.

Look outBig tooth cat in play place

when you're at the humiliation ritual competition and then niall kennedy shows up and invites the guy he frequented chemsex parties with, the girl he went to college with who he kept asking for money to pay off his fuck ups in adulthood, the ex who he got pregnant and cheated on a bunch of times, to his wedding with the guy his brother beat half to death and put in coma in college, and then said brother shows up at said wedding so they can kill each other

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart