Hoard Of Goblins

id walk a thousand miles just to see a goblin smile

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

Over The Garden Wall is good because Wirt’s entire personality is “I’m 14” and Greg’s entire personality is “I’m 5”

no offense but ooh girl shock me like an electric eel

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

keanu reeves really went "if i were a man in my fifties, i would simply not date a 20 years old woman, rip to every man in hollywood but i'm different"