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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

electrolyte depleted behavior

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

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