Goblin Names

worst outcome is an lgbt entertainer who hasn’t actually done anything wrong except make content geared towards children and not personally be consistent with op’s tastes? like dude the stuff he makes is literally made for kids. it’s fine not to like it or find it loud and obnoxious but it’s completely harmless at worst and to act like it’s the worst possible thing you could be is pretty shitty

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

Smol freggy boi... must pet,,

really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh

in 12th grade engineering class our army vet teacher made us sign up for the draft

I literally got a phone call from one of these scumbags when I was in HS and I politely told him I’m not interested and that I’d be going to college in the fall and he legit said, “Wow, I’d hate to be such a burden on my parents like that, if you join the army we’d help you pay for school.” And I was just like nahhhh my parents would prefer me in college and hung up