A diary of sorts

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

this is one of my favorite blinkies btw fyi.

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar