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@goblin-haberdasher
hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that
this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those
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The Unluckiest Planeswalker is finally lucky enough to be getting his own card! Still not lucky enough for a name, or to land anywhere safe, though. He seems to have found himself on Duskmourn, this time.
Imagine if everyone in the MtGsphere was constantly abuzz about the latest Mitch McConnell combo or Nancy Pelosi Commander deck. "Yeah, it's a Marjorie Taylor Greene deck but it's not THAT Marjorie Taylor Greene deck!"
That's how the entire hobby has felt to me ever since Marvel invaded Magic.
I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading
For some definitions of "reading"...
apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 5/12/14, 9:31:50 AM.
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Secret lair Goblin Storm deck on sale May 18th
Contents:
1x Ready-to-play Commander deck
12x Foil borderless cards featuring new artwork
22x Foil borderless Mountains featuring new artwork
63x Non-foil reprints
3x Non-foil reprints featuring new artwork
4x Foil Goblin tokens featuring new artwork
10x Non-foil double-sided tokens
1x Storm counter helper
1x Zada, Hedron Grinder display commander (not legal in sanctioned play)
1x Deck box
Price: $149.99 USD
So apparently, when you complain about WotC loudly enough, they eventually make a product that is specifically tailored to your tastes for the express purpose of trying to lure you back.
I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying
yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.
what
Ngl, I think the Tumblr advertising algorithm finally clocked me... RIP
This is really funny to me, because when UB started, we said, "hey, maybe if those folks aren't interested in Magic unless it has non-Magic IP then they should ... you know ... play a game that isn't Magic?" But the UB fanboys cried out, "No! We have to give them a chance! We should be welcoming to all players! Even if they really only want to play Warhammer 40k the card game!"
So we gritted our teeth and we let them play their IP slop at our tables and we watched half the production schedule turn into advertising for other companies.
And now when we say "this is bad and we still don't like it", here those same UB fans come to shamelessly announce that WE should go play some other game.
You want to talk about "toxic"? These assholes poisoned the well that we were trying to keep clean, and now they're mad at us for complaining about the lack of drinking water!
The irony is so thick, I could use it as a club and beat them with it.
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So last year and such I started doing daily little illustrations on 2.5x3.5 cards I cut from bristol board. It's been a pain to post on fractured audiences between here, bluesky, and insta, each which feels like it's teetering on collapse, figuring out which is a platform I want to stay on and such. But it's also a thing where I want to post regularlarly again. So I'm gonna be posting a bunch to try and bring everything back in step with each other!
If you wanna see more of my Sissiphian march amongst the ruins of the internet to show people my pictures of UFOs and faeries please follow me!
-M
Abandoned game store
That's probably not even abandoned, that's just what game stores are like.
Hey, John Green, unpaid intern! Everything Is Tuberculosis is in the new The Vampire Lestat promo!! Nothing funny to add, I think it's just neat.
Bye, John Green, unpaid intern!
I would say "Now even vampires are tuberculosis," except vampires have always been tuberculosis.
The fact that the linked incident was centered on Rhode Island makes me wonder if there's ever been a Call of Cthulhu scenario written around this event... Seems right up old H.P.'s alley!
GOBLINS!
Some guys I drew for goblin week that are actually printable tokens! Available in 6 different flavors!
You can get them here!
-M
BEHOLD! IT ME!
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Call of Cthulhu character with a maxed score in Throw...
