I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading
For some definitions of "reading"...
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I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading
For some definitions of "reading"...

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 5/12/14, 9:31:50 AM.
Secret lair Goblin Storm deck on sale May 18th
Contents:
1x Ready-to-play Commander deck
12x Foil borderless cards featuring new artwork
22x Foil borderless Mountains featuring new artwork
63x Non-foil reprints
3x Non-foil reprints featuring new artwork
4x Foil Goblin tokens featuring new artwork
10x Non-foil double-sided tokens
1x Storm counter helper
1x Zada, Hedron Grinder display commander (not legal in sanctioned play)
1x Deck box
Price: $149.99 USD
So apparently, when you complain about WotC loudly enough, they eventually make a product that is specifically tailored to your tastes for the express purpose of trying to lure you back.
I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying
yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.
what

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Ngl, I think the Tumblr advertising algorithm finally clocked me... RIP
This is really funny to me, because when UB started, we said, "hey, maybe if those folks aren't interested in Magic unless it has non-Magic IP then they should ... you know ... play a game that isn't Magic?" But the UB fanboys cried out, "No! We have to give them a chance! We should be welcoming to all players! Even if they really only want to play Warhammer 40k the card game!"
So we gritted our teeth and we let them play their IP slop at our tables and we watched half the production schedule turn into advertising for other companies.
And now when we say "this is bad and we still don't like it", here those same UB fans come to shamelessly announce that WE should go play some other game.
You want to talk about "toxic"? These assholes poisoned the well that we were trying to keep clean, and now they're mad at us for complaining about the lack of drinking water!
The irony is so thick, I could use it as a club and beat them with it.
So last year and such I started doing daily little illustrations on 2.5x3.5 cards I cut from bristol board. It's been a pain to post on fractured audiences between here, bluesky, and insta, each which feels like it's teetering on collapse, figuring out which is a platform I want to stay on and such. But it's also a thing where I want to post regularlarly again. So I'm gonna be posting a bunch to try and bring everything back in step with each other!
If you wanna see more of my Sissiphian march amongst the ruins of the internet to show people my pictures of UFOs and faeries please follow me!
-M
Abandoned game store
That's probably not even abandoned, that's just what game stores are like.
Hey, John Green, unpaid intern! Everything Is Tuberculosis is in the new The Vampire Lestat promo!! Nothing funny to add, I think it's just neat.
Bye, John Green, unpaid intern!
I would say "Now even vampires are tuberculosis," except vampires have always been tuberculosis.
The fact that the linked incident was centered on Rhode Island makes me wonder if there's ever been a Call of Cthulhu scenario written around this event... Seems right up old H.P.'s alley!

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GOBLINS!
Some guys I drew for goblin week that are actually printable tokens! Available in 6 different flavors!
You can get them here!
-M
BEHOLD! IT ME!
Call of Cthulhu character with a maxed score in Throw...
Tibalt will be the one to free Bolas from the Meditation Realm and he does it because he thinks it'll be funny.
Did this happen yet? (Post queued Jan 12, 2021.)
How about now? (Post queued Jan 29, 2024.)

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By the way, you can improve your executive function. You can literally build it like a muscle.
Yes, even if you're neurodivergent. I don't have ADHD, but it is allegedly a thing with ADHD as well. And I am autistic, and after a bunch of nerve damage (severe enough that I was basically housebound for 6 months), I had to completely rebuild my ability to get my brain to Do Things from what felt like nearly scratch.
This is specifically from ADDitude magazine, so written specifically for ADHD (and while focused in large part on kids, also definitely includes adults and adult activities):
Executive functioning skills range from working memory to cognitive flexibility to inhibitory control, and beyond. They power our daily func
Here's a link on this for autism (though as an editor wow did that title need an editor lol):
Practical Strategies for Enhancing Executive Functioning Difficulties in Adults With Autism - Living with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) as
Resources on this aren't great because they're mainly aimed at neurotypical therapists or parents of neurdivergent children. There's worksheets you can do that help a lot too or thought work you can do to sort of build the neuro-infrastructure for tasks.
But a lot of the stuff is just like. fun. Pulling from both the first article and my own experience:
Play games or video games where you have to make a lot of decisions. Literally go make a ton of picrews or do online dress-up dolls if you like. It helped me.
Art, especially forms of art that require patience, planning ahead, or in contrast improvisation
Listening to longform storytelling without visuals, e.g. just listening regularly to audiobooks or narrative podcasts, etc.
Meditation
Martial arts
Sports in general
Board games like chess or Catan (I actually found a big list of what board games are good for building what executive functioning skills here)
Woodworking
Cooking
If you're bad at time management play games or video games with a bunch of timers
Things can be easier. You might always have a disability around this (I certainly always will), but it can be easier. You do not have to be this stuck forever.
Disney Channel Magazine, April/May 1983.