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Tess (e/em). 24. Guinea pig hybrid, mostly. Disabled *maybe due to villain attacks*

pfp ID: Print of two koi fish swimming in a circle. /End ID. From Artery8

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Whimsical petition for frostbyte to stop holding @rankedcityradio staff and also McDonalds hostage. Reblog or like to sign

Frostbyte not allowed to hurt anyone signing this petition bc we’re doing it with whimsy in our hearts :]

Whimsical petition for frostbyte to stop holding @rankedcityradio staff and also McDonalds hostage. Reblog or like to sign

Frostbyte not allowed to hurt anyone signing this petition bc we’re doing it with whimsy in our hearts :]

#hvau petition

rankedcityradio

Fulham has somehow located a bottle of wine in the McDonald(s) we’re currently being held hostage at. Don’t question it.

Should we let him keep it?

Yes

No

Make him make fancy drinks

Im fulham and im not allowed to answer this poll

Voting ended onJul 16

The poll says one day but realistically we can only keep in off the bottle for 3 hours

rankedcityradio

Stop voting yes just because you wanna see drunk fulham posts again. He is STILL not allowed to post on the official RCR accounts.

gobblegobbleslipslop

Everyone sign the petition to allow Fulham back on official RCR accounts

the-mcsr-ranker

04. Typical Preaching

#:(

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seal-assisted-salad

nap time over. what in the world have i come back to?

gobblegobbleslipslop

Can I offer you a seal in these trying times

icarusherotwt

was i not supposed to make this account help redlime is calling

gobblegobbleslipslop

Uhhhhh maybe have a bunny for the road

icarusherotwt

what road?

gobblegobbleslipslop

So to have/take [something] for the road means to have it one last time before they leave something. So I was saying have one last bunny pic (gif?) before you were banished from tumblr. But it seems you havent been banished (yet?) so it was bit preemptive

icarusherotwt

was i not supposed to make this account help redlime is calling

gobblegobbleslipslop

Uhhhhh maybe have a bunny for the road

iffisheswerewishes

Mofi is a good bunny too. (Source)

gobblegobbleslipslop

@icarusherotwt hello Icarus I offer you a bunny

Starting a petition to let Fulham start posting on the official accounts of @rankedcityradio again. Please reblog to sign :]

#hvau petition

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I didn’t realize not everyone is familiar with some shifter terms I was using, so to explain:

Someone’s base form is what feels the most comfortable ratio of animal to human. This is where most hybrids prefer to spend most of their time.

Someone’s far form is the most animal/least human they can shift too.

Someone’s near form is the least animal/most human they can shift too.

Remember, not all hybrids are shifters

rankedcityradio

Can you eat keyboard weevils?

@gobblegobbleslipslop

No one in the RCR tested this during the infestation. I have asked the scientists i know and none of them have tested the safety of this either, therefore as the RC Radio host i can’t encourage this sort of behavior!

…however, as a science loving citizen, i say go for it and to please report back with your findings :) the previous statement was made unaffiliated with the Ranked City Radio

gobblegobbleslipslop

They look and taste really similar to server weevils! Probably related, server weevils are a menace at data centers. My brother used to bring some home for me to snack on, until he switched jobs.

Keyboard weevils are very yummy, have not noticed any side effects from eating them yet.

rankedcityradio

Oh yes all kinds of weevils most definitely have evolved from a distant, weevil-menace ancestor. If you wouldn’t mind me asking some questions; 1) do you have to do any sort of special preparation before you eat the weevils? 2) do you prefer to prepare the weevils in a certain kind of way? 3) if you could assign keyboard weevils a song, which one would you pick? 4) which do you think are more tasty, real server weevils or server weevil flavored gummies?

Im glad no serious side effects have popped up yet!

gobblegobbleslipslop

1) I shift into a more hybridized form than my base. I’m mostly a guinea pig, but we think there’s a little something else mixed in bc guinea pigs are herbivores and my far form is definitely not.

2) not really, I like them as fresh as possible

3) I would assign them the song “House of Gold” by Twentyone Pilots bc that’s a song I listen to on repeat and I could eat keyboard weevils on repeat

4) ok so I think the gummy server weevils are more tasty bc I really enjoy gummy things, but I still really like server weevils. They’re both yummy, and the gummy server weevils are a lot easier to get my hands on since my brother switched construction subtypes

rankedcityradio

Due to previously-categorized-as-a-Hero “Beefsalad’s” villain leaning actions, earning him many demerits, he is currently going through recategorization and will soon be referred to by the Vigilante title unless further investigation reveals more villainous behavior than we’d anticipated. Beefsalad Hero merch will be pulled from Ranked affiliated stores in 5 months time, and in that period we will also kindly ask independent stores to stop selling Beefsalad Hero merchandise, lest they want to have an encounter with our lawyers and or the secret police.

#funny how they how much heavily hybrid heroes actions are scrutinized #*much more #you will see them earning demerits for things non hybridized heroes have done just fine #anyways if I wasn’t a hybrid I would still keep wearing Beefsalad merch in public but I am actually scared of the police #so that will not be happening

feinbergfromherotwt

public transportation being shut down when so many people in the major cities rely on it really sucks. there are people who need the work hours they’re not getting today. people who don’t have food in their homes who can’t get any because there’s no place open if they can even leave their homes at all. its not just a free day off for everyone.

gobblegobbleslipslop

This is so real. I was gonna pick up my insulin today, I think I have enough to last until the pharmacy is open again, but I’m not sure

rankedcityradio

Can you eat keyboard weevils?

@gobblegobbleslipslop

No one in the RCR tested this during the infestation. I have asked the scientists i know and none of them have tested the safety of this either, therefore as the RC Radio host i can’t encourage this sort of behavior!

…however, as a science loving citizen, i say go for it and to please report back with your findings :) the previous statement was made unaffiliated with the Ranked City Radio

gobblegobbleslipslop

They look and taste really similar to server weevils! Probably related, server weevils are a menace at data centers. My brother used to bring some home for me to snack on, until he switched jobs.

Keyboard weevils are very yummy, have not noticed any side effects from eating them yet.

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I love it when broken down roads that really should’ve been fixed already get wrecked it’s like haha government now you have to do something.

gobblegobbleslipslop

I actually think bing pigs might be doing it on purpose at this point

I love it when broken down roads that really should’ve been fixed already get wrecked it’s like haha government now you have to do something.

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